Colorful Stars in Free Tattoo Designs

Colorful Stars in Free Tattoo Designs in the Lower Left Back of A Sexy Japanese Girl

Colorful Stars in Free Tattoo Designs in the Lower Right Back of A Sexy Chinese Girl

Brighting Stars in Sexy Tattoo Designs

Brighting Stars in Sexy Tattoo Designs for Free Position Replacement

If douchebags like Criss Angel and David Blaine are your type of heros, here is a video for you:


http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1230324928/Use_The_Force

Sensei Mike Capaldi breaks some wood pieces in shopping center's parking lot without touching them. Of all places, including his own studio and dojo; why would he perform this stunt on a sidewalk of some shopping mall?

By the way, even if the character 御 at the bottom right was not upside-down, the text still makes no sense in Japanese.

Alan's best guess is that they took the word Oseibo 御歳暮 (meaning "year-end present"), added a couple other characters for seasoning and mixed and mashed for a Japanese word-soup puree.

Tai-San style mind break, indeed.

I call it bullshit.

Sparkling Stars in Tattoo Designs

Sparkling Stars in Free Tattoo Designs

Black Smiling Skull in Free Tattoo Designs

Black Smiling Skull in Free Tattoo Designs Pictured in the Right Arm of A Tattoo Lover

Free Tattoo in the Image of Dragon with Nice Designs

Free Tattoo in the Image of Dragon with Nice Designs Painted Sexily in the Lower Back of A Sexy Javanese Girl

Flowers in Free Tattoo Design

Flowers in Free Tattoo Design Imaged in Her Right and Left Arms in Style and Sexy Design

Chest Painted with Free Tattoo Design

Chest Painted with Free Tattoo Design Attractively Made in Pink and Orange Colors

Flower Bakung in Free Tattoo Design for Free

Flower Bakung in Free Tattoo Design for Free

Pinky Phoenix in Free Tattoo Design

Pinky Phoenix in Free Tattoo Design

Tribal Tattoo in Sexy Free Design

Tribal Tattoo in Sexy Free Design Painted in A Japanese Naked Girl

"Sangar" Tattoo in Free Tattoo Design in Boy's Body

"Sangar" Tattoo in Free Tattoo Design in Boy's Body

Free Tattoo in Flame with Sexy Design

Free Tattoo in Flame with Sexy Design

Kodok Tattoo with Free Design

"Kodok" Tattoo with Free Design Sitting One over Another

Tiffani Amber Thiessen in Her Flower Free Tattoo Design

Tiffani Amber Thiessen in Her Flower Free Tattoo Design

A Sweet Smiling Butterfly in Creative Free Tattoo Design

A Sweet Smiling Butterfly in Creative Free Tattoo Design Painted in the Lower Back of A Sexy Woman

A Cruel Red Devil in Free Tattoo Designs

A Cruel Red Devil in Free Tattoo Designs: Find out the position on the lower back of your body

A few years back there was a sitcom on NBC called Committed. In one episode, one of the lead character had some tattoo work done at New Orleans and it turned out to be something along the line of "of two men who love each other, you are the one plays the woman." Eventually he got the tattoo fixed to "Lemon Chicken."

www.hanzismatter.com/lemonchicken.mov (10.4MB)

Of course, that was only in a comedy sitcom.

No so!

Someone actually got Sesame Chicken 芝麻雞 tattooed on him and proud of it:


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The Tattoo of the Navy: Free Tattoo Designs

The Tattoo of the Navy: Free Tattoo Designs

A Red Poisonous Rose in Free Tattoo Design

A Red Poisonous Rose in Free Tattoo Design

Rose is the symbol of prettiness or beauty. It is loved and liked by everyone. The lovers of roses try to reflect or represent their love by imaging them in tattoos and others. As seen here, a red rose painted in the neck of tattoo lover is one of many examples of the tattoos lover's representation of roses.

Caesar in Creative Free Tattoo Design

Caesar in Creative Free Tattoo Design Imaged in the Lower Back of Indian "Tattoo Lover"

The Belief of Indian Warrior in Tattoo

The Belief of Indian Warrior in Tattoo: A Very Creative and Sexy Design of Tattoo

Angrily Smiling Red Dragon: Creative Free Tattoos

Angrily Smiling Red Dragon: Creative Free Tattoos

Watch the design of this tattoo. Dragon is a unique animal to be reflected in a tattoo. People say it is the symbol of wisdom and masculinity. Make your free design of tattoo of dragon, you will find it very macho.

Tattoo Lovers Gathering in Creative Free Tattoo Designs

Tattoo Lovers Gathering Proudly Laughing in Creative Free Tattoo Designs

Foot As the Most Liked Place for Tattoo Designs

Foot is the Most Liked Place for Painting Tattoo. Look at this heart tattoo prettily created free on the foot in creative design.

A Free Removal Flower Tattoo in Creative Design

A Free Removal Flower Tattoo in Creative Design Toughly Painted in the Lower Back of A "Tattoo Lover"

A Half Naked Girl in Creative Fish Tattoo Design

A Half Naked Girl Smiling and Walking Confidently Having A Small Sexy Fish Tattoo in the Lower Belly of Hers "Tattoo Lovers"

Mark & Rachel pointed me to Victor Mair's recent post about the latest cover of Max Planck Institute's flagship publication, MaxPlanckForschung.

To honor the theme of the issue [China], the editors asked one of the journalists who worked for the magazine to find an elegant Chinese poem to grace the cover. This was the result:

No sooner had the journal fallen into the hands of Chinese readers than it set off a frenzy of indignation, uproarious laughter, and animated discussion.

This is a rough translation of what the text says:

With high salaries, we have cordially invited for an extended series of matinées

KK and Jiamei as directors, who will personally lead jade-like girls in the spring of youth,

Beauties from the north who have a distinguished air of elegance and allure,

Young housewives having figures that will turn you on;

Their enchanting and coquettish performance will begin within the next few days.

When the powers that be at MPI found out what the characters on the front of their journal actually said — they immediately issued the following heartfelt apology:

Dear Colleagues,

The cover of the most recent German-language edition of MaxPlanckForschung (3/2008) depicts a Chinese text which had been chosen by our editorial office in order to symbolically illustrate the magazine's focus on "China". Unfortunately, it has now transpired that this text contains inappropriate content of a suggestive nature.

Prior to publication, the editorial office had consulted a German sinologist for a translation of the relevant text. The sinologist concluded that the text in question depicted classical Chinese characters in a non-controversial context. To our sincere regret, however, it has now emerged that the text contains deeper levels of meaning, which are not immediately accessible to a non-native speaker.

By publishing this text we did in no way intend to cause any offence or embarrassment to our Chinese readers. The editors of MaxPlanckResearch sincerely regret this unfortunate error and would like to offer an unreserved apology to all of their Chinese readers for any upset or distress they may have caused.

The cover title has already been substituted in the online edition, and the English version of MaxPlanckForschung (MaxPlanckResearch, 4/2008) will be published with a different title.

We would ask you to forward this information to all Chinese scientists at your Institute. Please find attached the new version of the title. Perhaps you can distribute this print-out within your institute.

Here is the replacement cover:

(more at Language Log)

Update: The Independent UK - The original cover was a flyer from one of Macau's brothels.

Looked Like Dracula Biting Miss. Liberty in Creative Free Tattoo Design

Looked Like Dracula Biting Miss. Liberty as the Symbol of Freedom Nicely Imaged in Creative Free Tattoo Design and Find its Best Position in the Lower Back

A Free Girl Tattoo Design of A Half Naked Sexy Girl

A Free Girl Tattoo Design Positioned in the Lower Back of A Half Naked Sexy Girl

please interpret...

from: Jessica ***** <************@hotmail.com>
to: tiangotlost@gmail.com
date: Thu, Dec 4, 2008 at 7:32 PM
subject: please interpret...

OMG - I have been looking for your site for years! I am so glad that I found someone to interpret and tell me how bad my tattoo really is. This is suppossed to say "SMS" - my ex's initials. I have never really known what exactly it said and would love to know that my body doesn't hold his name. Can you please help me! I would be very greatful to finally figure this mystery out. Thanks.



Congratulations, Jessica! The tattoo is gibberish.


Related: Gibberish Asian Font

The Incredible Hulk in Creative Free Tattoo Design

The Incredible Hulk in Creative Free Tattoo Design Discovered in the Lower Back of Tattoo Lover

A Black Big Dragon Sleeping on the Lower Back of A Sexy Girl Created in Free Tattoo Designs

A Black Big Dragon Sleeping on the Lower Back of A Sexy Girl Created in Free Tattoo Dragon and Phoenix Designs

A Peacock Fur Imaged in Creative Free Tattoo Design

A Peacock Fur Imaged in Creative Free Tattoo Design Left in Right Arm of Tattoo Lovers